Episode 14 | Fourteen

October 26th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

We disappeared. We’ve reappeared, although now much different than we were before.

A Letter from Benj-

Hey loyal Listeners, if you ARE STILL THERE. (Which you should be).
This episode is more organic in nature, and represents a new approach.
When we first started doing the Adventurenaut Cassettes, it was really silly and fun. The three of us were really on a roll for a while, but then we hit a wall. A wall named “Complicated Ridiculous Life”. We have recorded episode 14 literally 4 times, and we even recorded episode 15 as well, which our listeners may hear at some point. Half way through editing the 4th iteration of episode 14 I couldn’t do it the way I had been anymore. It was starting to feel like more like a job, a job that felt like it had a little or no payoff. Even with Courtney and Aaron volunteering to do a lot of the work, I just couldn’t do it. There were issues outside of the podcast that slowly leaked there way into it, and thankfully those leaks have been caulked, and you should be hearing from us more often. One of the things you may notice is the lack of absurdly long comedy sketches, I am not saying we are tossing them altogether, it’s just a lot more fun to have them as videos to give the podcast a little more life. There may be a sketch here and there, but a lot of the feedback we had been getting was that you wanted more of the three of us being goblins. We will still have awesome songs and such, it’s just going to be different. We may even have guest producers, we will see.
We still love you, and thanks for sticking with it.

Episode 13 | Lies

April 14th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

Everything we’ve told you up to this point? LIES, all of it! It’s not our fault, though; there was a really good grilled cheese sandwich on the table, and we’re not capable of passing that up. Here’s long-anticipated Episode 13, packed with all the good old fashioned honesty the Adventurenauts are known for: none! Oh, and if you happen to see a baby carriage rolling unattended down the freeway, you can probably thank Aaron for that. Enjoy!

Episode 12 | Romancing the Todd

March 7th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

Uh oh … we’re late! And you know what that means: There’s a big ol’ bundle of joy coming your way, whether you planned it or not. This episode is all about the romance, Adventurenaut style, including lovelorn socially awkward game show contestants, gay gladiators, and swapping incest stories on the first date. Enjoy, and call us soon, okay?! Special Guest Todd Harris
(For those of you who have been having problems with the .m4a files on our website, we are including an mp3)

microMUSIC EP # 4

February 24th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

Our fourth and most musical diverse group of songs from our ridiculous podcast is available for you!
Can you believe that the Adventurenauts have written 67 songs?!
Speaking of songs, we will be performing our first show on March 12th. More details to follow.
Click the cover to download!

Episode 11 – Poetry Woetry

February 18th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

SILENCE! Episode 11 is on stage and ready to perform. In this episode, Courtney drags her two favorite gentlemen to open-mic night for some local culture. Will Ben and Aaron learn to love poetry by the end of the night? Or will they be eaten alive by a school of snapping turtlenecks? Only one way to find out.

Episode 10 | Barnes & Nobility

February 9th, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

The Adventurenauts have finally hit the double digits! And we’re celebrating by creepily huddling around the porno cabinet at our neighborhood bookstore. This episode is a neverending story of book-binding monks, chick-lit pickup lines, and a recommendation-card-writing battle of wills. If you’re a reader, this one’s for you! And if you aren’t, well … stick around for the dog and lady mercy-killings. Enjoy!

Episode 9 | Golden Girls & Goldilocks

January 28th, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

Let down your hair and get ready for the final Fairy Tales episode of The Adventurenaut Cassettes! An absurd story of breaking-and-entering leads our band of heroes to a magical forest where the elderly roam free. And a new song about Rapunzel might make you think twice about climbing a tower without any protection.

Episode 8 – Wolves, Bears, and Beanstalks

January 20th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

Episode 8 has pitched a tent in the forest and awaits your company! Aaron shares a little-known fairy tale about a self-loathing, bagpipe-playing, hedgehog that sets out to prick some princesses. Ben cannot stop talking about his bluetooth mouse. Courtney giggles a lot.

Episode 7 | Hans and Gret

January 12th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

Our first podcast of the new year and it’s all about Hansel and Gretyl. Ben is morally repulsed by the idea of eating a building, regardless of its construction materials. Aaron and Courtney try to persuade him otherwise. Scott Weiland calls in. Music by The Adventurenaut Cassettes and Mathchew.

The New Adventurenaut Cassettes For the New Year.

January 7th, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

Hello loyal adventurenauts and adventurenautettes! It’s a brand new year, which means brand new episodes of The Adventurenaut Cassettes to look forward to, or to bregrudgingly tolerate.

Our new year’s resolutions are simple but possibly unrealistic. Aaron’s resolved to add more variety to his Web-browsing history, or at least to his cache of font-related Internet porn. Ben’s determined to curb his oatmeal addiction with an addiction to Antique’s Roadshow, which doesn’t satiate his hunger, but goes just as well with a bowl. And the duration of Courtney’s vow of celibacy was a personal best, at least. We’ve all resolved to be more ladylike, and this is proving much more difficult for some of us than for others.

As a group, though, we’re pretty confident about this one: We’re going to bring you more consistent, more frequent episodes of The Adventurenaut Cassettes—they’ll be shorter, but they’ll be weekly, and each week’s episode will follow the theme for that month. The first of our weekly episodes will be out Wednesday January 12th, and our show will be updated every Wednesday from that point on.

January’s theme is fairy tales, and you know what that means! Wolves, giants, and breaking-and-entering kids who murder childless middle-aged women whose only crime was being too damned good at building gingerbread houses.

As always you can call our Adventurenaut Hotline 623.252.2365